British band The Hoosiers say they almost killed their bassist Martin Skarendahl in order to ensure a crowd at Edinburgh�s massive Vodafone TBA gig.
Irwin Sparkes of the band, whose hits include 'Goodbye Mr A' and 'Worried About Ray', says, "We try to make shows as theatrical as possible but failing that we just set fire to our bassist Martin; that always works.
"We�ve tried killing him so many ways, but if you look closely no two pictures of Martin are the same."
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